Los Cojones Motorcycle Club was formed to tackle the gang warfare on the increasingly violent streets of Barnes SW13. We Cojones remember a time when 8 year old gangbangers weren't selling crack outside The Swedish Shop and the ducks of Barnes common swam free.
We ride for Jesus Christ our Lord, Mohammed, The Dalai Lamah, and the devil himself Donald Trump. We don't ride for Scientologists or Jeremy Corbyn - for the moment anyway.
We'll sleep when we're dead.
We'll all die one day but we'll be alive on all the other days!
You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.